"So way back in April, I first had the idea of editing together inspirational speeches. Since then, the Dow has dropped 3,000 points and one million jobs have been lost. The people of the United States are now a ragtag bunch of scruffy underdogs, down by three touchdowns at halftime, with a whole horde of orcs waiting for us right outside those locker room doors. Inspiration has become something we need. (By the way, you couldn\'t tell because it started the sentence, but 'Inspiration' was capitalized.)
What I\'m trying to say is, I may have just single-handedly saved the economy with this montage..."