"The other day we got a telephone call from a guy that wanted to 'exponentially increase' his Internet performance. He had an existing, custom built CMS and he wanted a complete re-design and re-build. We met with him, and he explained that he would like us to 'design everything, ready to program'. He would then send our 'detailed plans' to India and let a cheap team program the whole site.
His budget? $1000." (Thanks Airbag!)